Snakes as pets.

Some people worship the things...while others have to be admitted to a psych ward because they have night terrors from someone throwing a garden hose on them. Yes, Im talking about snakes. I see them as...well, pointless. They are cool to watch (sometimes) , They are cool looking (sometimes) and they are soooo smart (never). The only remotely intersting thing about a snake is that they can increase the speed of an average human by 10 mph. It is often said in Roman times that olympians would practice their speed techniques by havinh 70 feet long anacondas chase them, And if their speed didnt increase..WHO CARES THEY GOT EATEN (no one needs a gold medal when they are dead). I just made that whole last part up but you get the point. And Hey im not knocking anyone whos an avid snake collector or calling anyone lame for knowing every line in Anaconda Ft. J-Lo...Im just making it a point that snakes when compared to other animals are kinda....Well Obsolete. WAIT A SECOND!!! STOP!! I thought of what snakes are useful for...When captured, the snakes venom can be sucked out to make an "ANTI-VENOM" which in the case you are bit by a venomous snake you can drink of this "ANTI-VENOM" and shall not perish! Ya know what though..Maybe if there were no snakes around no one would get bit and need an anti venom! SO HA! Well this ones been fun, for now ill just stick to my average household pets...An american Bald eagle, 3 Koala bears and Panda/polar bear mix ( hes really something to see). Im just saying.