Red Bull

Do you want a drink thats gonna quench your thirst or do you wanna drink thats gonna give you the ability to punch through the pentagons interior and enable you to get shot with a nuclear weapon at point blank range? That seems to be the question these days with all these energy drinks. Some people think they taste like piss...and if so whos piss? Some people strive on these things, they think the doctor has actually wrote them a prescription for them and if they dont take them their Crabs/depression will come back. Personally, I think they are a waste of money. They make me incredibly, bored. They dont work on me. Sure, they are tasty (EW) and cost more than Gas or Platinum coated Diamonds (BLING) but I think they are a waste of space in your most robbed local gas station. These Companys actually think that by giving these things a Hyped up name that they are gonna produce "SPARTAN" like actions resulting from drinking them. Red Bull, Amp, VAULT..Etc....Boring names...If I had a drink id call it "BOOM, SUGAR" or even " Blood stained Lightning Death Ball" something subtle ya know...Its kinda sad when some doctors even say that eating an apple will give you more energy than one of those drinks...and not cause the whole "COMING DOWN" feeling. Thats sad, A little apple, just a cute little red apple, plump and cozy in the fruit bowl is more of a kick ass "chuck norris" if you will than your "SLAMMER JAMMER HEART ATTACK FIZZERCATION". Basically all im saying is energy drinks.....Bore me. I wish I liked apples. Im just saying.