The Un-amazing "P.C"

Hello, My name is Brandon Jones and....Im a mac. As a former windows owner I have realized that the greatest thing about a Mac is that I dont have to get a new one every six months. Windows/ Microsoft computers are about as useful as a solar powered flashlight. And I know that most of everyone has a P.C. Its all good, I know that macs are expensive...but after your computer crashes like Lindsay Lohan after snorting ten lines at a frat party..you might consider my words. As a Mac owner I hear all the time " WHAT CAN YOUR COMPUTER DO THAT MINE CANT?" ...hmmm.... Let me see....Oh yeah I know! Work. I mean basically windows based computers are just a calculator with a bigger screen and more buttons..and I know some people who just keep their old windows laptop around for " SOLITAIRE". Pathetic. So in conclusion Ill end with this...If you would like a reliable computer, a trustable computer, The Chuck Norris of all computers I might add.....Get yourself an Apple.....Or just stick with your calculator. Im just saying.