Olympic sports

Hello America!! I truly have pride in my country...just not so much in the sports they elect to be in the olympics. It seems like every year it gets worste. For example...Ping Pong. I love ping pong with every fiber in my body, but honestly...olympics? Whats gonna be next? Olympic texting? How about olympic parallel parking? Give me a break..I need to have a sit down talk with the commissioner of this deal. I know the olympics arent for a while but its something I thought about and figured needed clearing up...Im just saying.