Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Rihanna Just likes to hear herself talk.


“Domestic violence is a big secret. No kid goes around and lets people know their parents fight. Teenage girls can’t tell their parents that their boyfriend beat them up. You don’t dare let your neighbor know that you fight. It’s one of the things we [women] will hide, because it’s embarrassing. My story was broadcast all over the world for people to see, and they have followed every step of my recovery. The positive thing that has come out of my situation is that people can learn from that. I want to give as much insight as I can to young women, because I feel like I represent a voice that really isn’t heard. Now I can help speak for those women.”

Yes folks thats what Rihanna told Glamour magazine about the whole Chris Brown incident. In a way I feel bad for her...But in a way...I dont. What she said was so stereo-typical of her to say..like dur dur dur domestic violence is bad and Dur Dur Dur I can speak for the women who get beat up because little girls love me. Her little confessional just seemed like more of an ego trip than a heart to heart with " Abuse Victims". I dont condone abuse especially on women..unless its from other women...and if one day out of the clear blue Beyonce or Keri Hilson Punched her lights out...I would love it. Chris Brown lives about 15 miles from me and I know members of his family who have actually told me the truth about How Rihanna acts...she doesnt seem like that good of a person to me. She's just a singer with an ego to me...Im just saying.
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Ah...Kids food..SO DELICIOUS.


There are alot of tasty treats out there...Some more tasty than others (DUH). But what Treat really gets my juices running? What Could possibly be Brandon Jones' Guilty pleasure? You guessed it Chef Boyardee's Micro Raviolis. I can eat about 10 cans per meal with room to spare. They are so small and succulent. mmmmmm. I mean you couldnt expect anything that comes from the Chef himself to taste bad, could you? NO OTHER RAVIOLI COMPARES TO THIS. NONE. EVER. Id sacrifice my life for this stuff , and believe me...I have before. Im just saying


A useless human being in all forms.



First of all let me give a shout out to "CASH MONEY" . When I think of a total waste of space...I think of two things. (1) Spare tires & (2) Curtis "50 cent" Jackson. I dont even wanna go into my deep fiery hatred for this waste of space rapper...But I will just a little...If he spent half as much time trying to maybe write an epic song as he does bullying rappers that have a skill...he would be amazing. But hes not, not at all...If muscle were rhymes hed be the sickest cat out there, but im afraid being a gorilla does not help your skills 50. Your a sad human being...Im sorry you got shot and all, I really am but taking a bullet doesnt automatically mean you can walk into the booth and be a Gangster. Lil Wayne kills you. WEEZY DEATH BABY. Im sorry 50...your career is over, and as far as im concerned you never had one. Im just saying.
Rapper 50 Cent.
Does anyone know where I put that sewer Lid? Oh wait nevermind, 50 is using it as a necklace again. *sigh*